“I mean this in the nicest possible way – you’re a terrible person.”
-The first line of an email message I received today.
More fun with dialogue:
User: (11/11/2013, 12 AM)
[As a general rule, I do not reply to “hey”, “hi”, or “hello”. So I ignored the message.The person, however, was persistent. Today, I received another message from the same user.]
User: (Today, 11:05 PM)
[Since he had obviously not read my profile, it was time to gently show him the light.]
Me: (Today, 11:07 PM)
I’d send you a picture of hay, but I can’t do that through this interface. If you would like to engage in conversation, you are welcome to do so, but “hey” does not a conversation facilitate.
He did not pursue the continuance of conversation. . .