The Ex Files: The Profile Poopoo-er

Mr. Ex:
Hey.

Me:
(Ever since I copied and pasted my information into a new account, things have been kinda silent–I’m not sure if I did something different or if it’s just that things slow down on dating websites during the holidays–too many variables to know what the actual reason is. Needless to say, things have been quiet, so I was willing to bend a few rules. Thus, I replied)

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Mr. Ex:
Ha. How r u?

Me:
Cringe
Read my profile before trying again

Mr. Ex: 
What’s critical about your profile?

Seriously? Did you really just ask that?

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4 thoughts on “The Ex Files: The Profile Poopoo-er

  1. Jared David

    Haha, this interaction makes me think of that movie “The Swan Princess”. Prince Derek sees Odette after she is grown.

    Derek: What? You’re all I ever wanted. You’re beautiful!
    Odette: Thank you. But what else?
    Derek: What else?
    Odette: Is beauty all that matters to you?
    Queen Uberta: Derek, what else?
    Derek: [stammers; to Odette] What else is there?

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