Ex-Files

Potential Ex-Boyfriends That Never Were

One of the best parts about online dating is encountering myriad individuals you would never have met in real life.
One of the worst parts about online dating is encountering myriad individuals you would never have met in real life.

At the Online Dating for Dummies page, you can read my advice for navigating the world of Online Romance.

This page, on the other hand, catalogues the worst of the worst. From terrible messages to horrendous first dates, I’ve compiled my experiences with men I’m pleased will never have the opportunity to be an Ex.

Enhancing Respiratory Function in Fewer than 50 Words

Narcissistic Maniac in a Tight Shirt Selfie

Why Do People Insist on Beginning Messages With References to Hay?

Don’t Judge Me for Judging You!
(This one is probably my favorite out of all the ex-files tales)

Trying to Purposefully Creep Someone Out Backfires

The Foreign Fiasco

The Dare I Didn’t Accept

Why Bother Actually READING Profiles?

Cheetos and Inadequacy

Not Exactly Sweet and Down to Earth

I am a Terrible Person

A Guy Tries to Threaten Me Into Giving Him a Chance

Don’t Criticize Grammar if you Want a Date with an English Major

Flaming Pants of Liar-ness

Nude Beaches and Punctuation Pain

The Last Minute Date Ditcher

Female Dog Insults and Feigned Faith

Not Dancing at This Party

Blocked By  Chicken Farmer

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