Judgmental Elitist Seeks Sarcastic Cohort: a Profile of Prodigious Length and Why

When I first created my profile, It wasn’t much more than a bit of fluff. A lighthearted look at some of my whimsical tendencies, and a smattering of facts about myself:

If I were a season, I would be Autumn–the crisp, golden time of year when the inevitable is faced not with resignation but with bold beauty and passionate defiance. 

I think far too deeply about pretty much everything and view the world in terms of metaphor and meaning. (Half the time. The rest of the time, I talk about it in terms of sarcasm or witty banter.)
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Taking the Plunge

So there I was, smack dab in the middle of Minnesota (well, to be fair, kind of on the eastern edge of Minnesota—pretty close to Wisconsin, actually. Nevertheless, it still felt like the middle of nowhere.)

Having recently moved from North Carolina, I was thrilled to be near family again; but I sorely missed the social life I had left behind.

Consisting predominantly of my family and Netflix, my social life in Minnesota was looking pretty bleak.

As far as possible solutions, the alternatives were not many: Continue reading “Taking the Plunge”